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more asinine google searches

First there was getting googled, a list of crazy searches that led people to this blog.  Mine weren't that funny, so I shamelessly listed some true classics from the collection at The Middlewesterner.  Finally, mine became more outrageous, and one even resulted in a champion google search string honor.  It's time for an update!  Here are some recent Google searches that pointed this way. 

  • dual purpose goats
  • cats nervous and pooping
  • Walt Whitman and the Pointer Sisters
  • butt haiku
  • two hermaphrodites in one bed
  • slow motion fart
  • what are the sharpest parts of a cat?
  • farting treetop sounds
  • human teeth mail order experiment
  • christmas song lyrics dun da da da dun da da da dun da da da
  • how to feed my box elder bug
  • scarlet tanager tooth
  • farting noise bibliography
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Comments on this entry are closed.

  • TroutGrrrl January 20, 2006, 12:37 pm

    Wow! You win, hands down.

  • green LA girl January 20, 2006, 1:36 pm

    You're back! And it's only been a few days! How are ya?

  • Jim Otterstrom January 20, 2006, 1:59 pm

    Jeeze!

    I didn't realize your blog was such a smelly center for toothy animalistic kinkyness all grounded in flatulence and heretical musical farce!

    I'll be back soon! ;~)

  • Sandy January 20, 2006, 3:35 pm

    I can't believe there aren't any smurf rabbit urine snow searches! And um, congratulations on such a bunch of….unique and interesting search terms. :-)

  • Rurality January 21, 2006, 9:41 am

    Too funny. And now I'll be wondering all day what the sharpest parts of a cat are…

  • Lil February 12, 2006, 10:42 am

    Fantastic!! =D One day I hope to be worthy of such utterly random and unlikely search phrases =')